tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post1242652144762623872..comments2012-11-01T17:51:42.101-04:00Comments on Shade of the Morning: Honorary Leader for a few DaysMorningstarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03324741833732569263noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-38965444559591636932012-07-13T01:40:56.988-04:002012-07-13T01:40:56.988-04:00Yes, quite. I have written some of those forms and...Yes, quite. I have written some of those forms and you are all insured. Some very hefty life insurance, let me tell you.<br /><br />I believe we even have some covered under group life insurance. Makes it so much neater.Mister Branchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01340107297515019080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-34015853822872952462012-07-12T10:32:52.311-04:002012-07-12T10:32:52.311-04:00... Well, shit, that explains all the stuff they h...... Well, shit, that explains all the stuff they had me sign back then. God damn fine print....Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562747119947308927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-5123777176993441662012-07-12T04:13:30.784-04:002012-07-12T04:13:30.784-04:00Why don't you given Lu Bu his stupid fucking r...Why don't you given Lu Bu his stupid fucking rematch? Have C. Tiger crush him a few more times. Bet he'll start spilling all kinds of shit to his 'better'.Swanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15167237404932338891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-13778547820379070262012-07-12T04:07:55.509-04:002012-07-12T04:07:55.509-04:00I'm pretty sure the bureau's primary sourc...I'm pretty sure the bureau's primary source of cash flow is our deaths. I think 50% of the forms I filled out when I signed back up were insurance forms of some sort.Swanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15167237404932338891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-60312651218549944732012-07-10T11:28:46.841-04:002012-07-10T11:28:46.841-04:00Of course we have a bureaucracy. How do you think ...Of course we have a bureaucracy. How do you think our side pays for everything? Bullets don't grow on trees. And even with the government covering up most of our activities, we still need to grease a few palms to make sure local police departments don't get too involved (especially considering what happened the last time a lone detective decided to start messing in the Boss's business....) Plus there's the cost of tracking Runners, disposing the bodies, etc. etc. etc....<br /><br />And that's not even including living expenses. Just because we changed sides doesn't mean we stopped needing to eat. Or pay the electricity bill we get from spending hours on Blogger. While there are some of us who manage to juggle a regular job with their proxy work, the majority of our people have no source of income coming in, and it's kinda hard to torment Runners when we're all weaponless and starving to death out on the streets. Hell, why do you think we even have cult towns? Yeah, yadda yadda, centers of worship for the Boss, offering Him sacrifices, blah blah and so on, but one of the biggest reasons? Cult towns pay for a helluva lot of our expenses.Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13562747119947308927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-83111486180219538612012-07-08T22:39:19.599-04:002012-07-08T22:39:19.599-04:00Given that fuckers like Redlight and Valtiel are r...Given that fuckers like Redlight and Valtiel are running around helping the bureaucracy, I would say. Yes, I am sure the fat guys are working for The Slender one. Personally though... I don't think that our great God gives a damn about the chain of command we made up. We're all just... Pieces on his chessboard. A nonsensical chessboard with rules we could never comprehend. The Organization, the order, exists for the sake of us puny humans.Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-72798536964532435422012-07-08T11:29:57.045-04:002012-07-08T11:29:57.045-04:00As much as it pains me to say this: Judas has a po...As much as it pains me to say this: Judas has a point. You guys are in the service of a bonafide Eldritch Abomination, and you function like a bureaucracy? I mean, I guess there's sort of a connection in an "order from chaos" kind of way, but still... are you SURE your fat boss works for your skinny boss?<br /><br />-MJudas | Matthiashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11590141331163760400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-45922407321479796502012-07-08T02:22:21.577-04:002012-07-08T02:22:21.577-04:00I kind of want to say that it's due to memorie...I kind of want to say that it's due to memories of loss of innocence - that we always are afraid of the thing that we were first scared of as children, that due to people like John Wayne Gacy, clowns became subjectively scarier and more creepy until they had entered the collective unconscious as something that scares everyone.<br /><br />But, of course, that's all bullshit. The real reason is fuck if I know.Peri Helionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12782831409209817659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-48867958349942066342012-07-08T02:13:33.484-04:002012-07-08T02:13:33.484-04:00That's the thing. It isn't always... Hell....That's the thing. It isn't always... Hell... It isn't USUALLY kids who freak the fuck out. I mean, Hell. Morningstar nearly shat his pants the first time he saw me. A goddamn psycho killer is afraid of Clowns. I dunno... Maybe you are one of the few without coulrophobia. The Big man is much scarier than I am, and you would THINK most of these assholes would be desensitized to fear. But no. Most freak the fuck out at the sight of an ENTERTAINER. I used to make BALLOON ANIMALS for a living dammit.Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-45450612020706683022012-07-08T02:09:30.677-04:002012-07-08T02:09:30.677-04:00Clowns scare children and for good reason: they ar...Clowns scare children and for good reason: they aren't used to seeing something that looks <i>almost</i> human. They see a face painted with white makeup, they freak the fuck out.<br /><br />Now, runners and proxies? Almost human, deathly white face? That's our fucking raison d'être right there. So why be scared of clowns when there's a fucking faceless abomination out to get you? Makes no sense.Peri Helionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12782831409209817659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-85159427409039391302012-07-08T01:59:47.931-04:002012-07-08T01:59:47.931-04:00... You know. I actually DO like that one better. ...... You know. I actually DO like that one better. I admit though, it is kinda refreshing to have someone NOT be immediately terrified of the whole clown thing. Fucking assholes everywhere and their irrational fears... And yes. We keep Gasoline in the Van. Along with backup weapons. We aren't stupid.Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-34323075255798475732012-07-08T01:56:46.864-04:002012-07-08T01:56:46.864-04:00Honestly, right now, I'm the girl who likes ta...Honestly, right now, I'm the girl who likes taunting you.<br /><br />Because you still aren't scary. I mean, I've met scary people. Tom O'Bedlam, he could be scary. Because he would just sit there with this shit-eating grin and stare at you and he wouldn't say a word all day. That was scary.<br /><br />But you? You just yap and yap and yap and nothing turns off the scares more than a talker. Blah blah look at me blah blah I'm so scary blah blah. And chainsaws? Um, do you also walk around with jugs of gasoline, because those things run out fast - this isn't like the Evil fucking Dead. This is the real world.<br /><br />And if you don't like being called a Pennywise ripoff, can I call you a Krusty the Clown ripoff?Peri Helionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12782831409209817659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-74426085819264897982012-07-08T01:47:54.316-04:002012-07-08T01:47:54.316-04:00It's a guilty pleasure, what can I say. I mean...It's a guilty pleasure, what can I say. I mean, who doesn't like Tim Curry? Still. NOT EVERY CLOWN IS RIPPING GODDAMN PENNYWISE! I have been accused of that SO GOD DAMN MANY TIMES. <br /><br />Force Feeding jackass. You wouldn't be spitting anything up except blood. Of course, if that fails I could just shoot ya. Burn down the house you're in. Dynamite in the vehicle. Jack in the Box Gun. Or just stab you to death. Really there's a lot of ways we could kill you. Incidentally. Who the hell are you?Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-81115213429100372702012-07-08T01:43:30.319-04:002012-07-08T01:43:30.319-04:00U mad, bro?
Ha ha. I guess I did hit upon a touch...U mad, bro?<br /><br />Ha ha. I guess I did hit upon a touchy subject there. I mean, it's not like Stephen King's IT is listed as one of your favorite movies in your profile OH WAIT.<br /><br />And I will take your cyanide pie and spit it in your fucking face.Peri Helionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12782831409209817659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-32832836300886390242012-07-08T01:41:11.591-04:002012-07-08T01:41:11.591-04:00It beats being killed by you know who. Do you know...It beats being killed by you know who. Do you know what it's like to have been a Rodeo Clown for several years? How about a Children's fucking entertainer? This job is GREAT compared to that.Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-34201228894194560612012-07-08T01:39:59.419-04:002012-07-08T01:39:59.419-04:00Oh. Oh. I See. I fucking see. Just because I'm...Oh. Oh. I See. I fucking see. Just because I'm a clown and I fucking kill people, I'm a ripoff of Pennywise the FUCKING Clown. YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT SHITTY STEPHEN KING ANTICLIMACTIC DISGRACE TO ALL CLOWNS USE A FUCKING CHAINSAW, DID YOU??!?! <br />LISTEN HERE SHITHEAD, I AM NOT AND WILL NEVER BE A PENNYWISE THE FUCKING SPIDER RIPOFF. I AM NOTHING LIKE IT, AND PROUD OF IT. I MADE KIDS LAUGH ONCE UPON A TIME. LAUGH. THEY LOVED ME. AND I HATED THEM. BUT I NEVER ATE THEM OR TURNED INTO A FAKE RUBBER SPIDER THING WITH GOOGLY EYES YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I WILL FORCE FEED YOU A CYANIDE PIE WITH A CRUST OF RUSTY FUCKING NAILS YOU SMUG, STEREOTYPING JACKASS!!!!!!!!Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-89173448128992129012012-07-08T01:33:10.787-04:002012-07-08T01:33:10.787-04:00I'm rarely surprised these days. A Pennywise r...I'm rarely surprised these days. A Pennywise ripoff would hardly wipe the expression off my face.<br /><br />I guess what I'm trying to say is: still not scary.Peri Helionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12782831409209817659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-4574842997434027382012-07-07T23:46:06.500-04:002012-07-07T23:46:06.500-04:00Gleeman, yes?
It's probably horrible that you...Gleeman, yes?<br /><br />It's probably horrible that you're the funniest clown I know of. Just tossing it out there.A. Lucia Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09723003508304514800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-62737104891205163522012-07-07T16:18:09.133-04:002012-07-07T16:18:09.133-04:00Yes, you get all the disadvantages of a boring off...Yes, you get all the disadvantages of a boring office job, without benefits unless you count the chance to be involved in dangerous situations. And to top it all off, you can't quit. That's plenty horrifying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-20251702172357557402012-07-07T04:27:51.244-04:002012-07-07T04:27:51.244-04:00Good. It'll make actually meeting us more surp...Good. It'll make actually meeting us more surprising.Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-9043600225549764982012-07-07T04:26:41.419-04:002012-07-07T04:26:41.419-04:00I'm sure you would.I'm sure you would.Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-75857527033416304232012-07-07T04:26:21.489-04:002012-07-07T04:26:21.489-04:00We serve the ancient unspeakable horror. But we ge...We serve the ancient unspeakable horror. But we get equipment and money from some fat guy in a suit who ALSO serves the ancient and unspeakable horror. I Thought we made that pretty clear.Gleemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112415608031271068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-18235893482627918042012-07-07T02:22:01.548-04:002012-07-07T02:22:01.548-04:00The more you yap, the less scary you seem.The more you yap, the less scary you seem.Peri Helionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12782831409209817659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-86005641541407159062012-07-07T00:40:55.786-04:002012-07-07T00:40:55.786-04:00You have a guidebook to the Fears? I would so love...You have a guidebook to the Fears? I would so love to get a peek at it.The Encyclopedisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16119032155698879384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3894822428294808827.post-68584095473253688952012-07-06T23:43:24.236-04:002012-07-06T23:43:24.236-04:00Paperwork? Are you kidding me? The big bad badasse...Paperwork? Are you kidding me? The big bad badasses need paperwork? For what!? Are you sure you're working for an ancient unspeakable horror and not some fat guy in a suit?<br /><br />-JJudas | Matthiashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11590141331163760400noreply@blogger.com