Showing posts with label Everytime I go to the bathroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Everytime I go to the bathroom. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Everyone is Fucking Dead

Now that my story is over, it is time to return to what I do best: Bitching on a blog. Today's topic? WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY.

My memory is still a little shoddy, as a side effect of. You know. Memory transplant. So we've got all these new kids. "Joseph" and the Baker Street Team... FreedomCaged... Goose and Fracture.... Raggedyman. Amy. Zephy. Ben. And other people. Did everyone I know just... DIE? Except Sagey, Haku-chan and Konaa?

Where are all the INTERESTING people. You know. The Arkadys, the Maduins, the Zeros, the... God Forbid... Roberts. Do you Unworthy Runner trash not have LEADERS anymore? Did we finally kill them all? That CAN'T be right, since I was brought back. Hahahahaha. Ah... Officially I was brought back Five days ago. The Early Morning hours of a Friday the 13th. The Irony is not lost on me.

... At least one thing hasn't changed. The metric TON of paperwork I have to do. Only this time it is like... Reinstatement or some shit. It is SO... BORING. But this is a license to have fun. So I gotta do what I gotta do. 

So lets talk about upcoming events, shall we? I need to:
1. Go find Screamer and make sure he/she/it is recovering OK.
2. Get a new Team Together. I am thinking tryouts. Put an Advertisement on Craig's List or something.
3. Get some Blonde Hair Dye. I cannot stand this goddamn hair.