Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Everyone is Fucking Dead

Now that my story is over, it is time to return to what I do best: Bitching on a blog. Today's topic? WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY.

My memory is still a little shoddy, as a side effect of. You know. Memory transplant. So we've got all these new kids. "Joseph" and the Baker Street Team... FreedomCaged... Goose and Fracture.... Raggedyman. Amy. Zephy. Ben. And other people. Did everyone I know just... DIE? Except Sagey, Haku-chan and Konaa?

Where are all the INTERESTING people. You know. The Arkadys, the Maduins, the Zeros, the... God Forbid... Roberts. Do you Unworthy Runner trash not have LEADERS anymore? Did we finally kill them all? That CAN'T be right, since I was brought back. Hahahahaha. Ah... Officially I was brought back Five days ago. The Early Morning hours of a Friday the 13th. The Irony is not lost on me.

... At least one thing hasn't changed. The metric TON of paperwork I have to do. Only this time it is like... Reinstatement or some shit. It is SO... BORING. But this is a license to have fun. So I gotta do what I gotta do. 

So lets talk about upcoming events, shall we? I need to:
1. Go find Screamer and make sure he/she/it is recovering OK.
2. Get a new Team Together. I am thinking tryouts. Put an Advertisement on Craig's List or something.
3. Get some Blonde Hair Dye. I cannot stand this goddamn hair. 

52 comments:

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shs7VQhVvxA

    Sweetheart, you're starting to sound obsessed. I'd never realized you liked me quite that much. I'm flattered, love. Truly.

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    1. I have been dead for Six Months. I need to see a Friendly face right now dammit, because the Mirror is NOT helping.

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    2. Heh. Fair enough. Come to the Cafe when you have a chance to. Though, with whatever stunt you decide to pull upon seeing me... do an old friend a favor and attempt to spare the ribs, alright? I really don't need one breaking even more and puncturing a lung.

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  2. What you'll want is bleach. Manic Panic has pretty good bleach, and the name fits you reasonably, from what I've heard.

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    1. You're welcome. Hair that dark would never hold dye unless bleached out. Just be careful not to fry your hair and make it all break off at the roots. That... would probably be unfortunate.

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  3. I'm ever so sorry we bore you, Twilight. What are you looking to do, find new mortal enemies? Someone to sit down and have tea with? I mean, you're a bit late to the party. You aren't exactly the life of it anymore yourself.

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    1. You're just upset that people aren't flocking to come hate you. I mean, hell, the "boring" people are the only ones that give enough of a fuck to even read this poor, misguided reboot of a life you have going on here.

      Tell me, how many of those memories of yours are faulty or just plain not there? You weren't operating at full strength BEFORE you died, and now.. well. You're just a 'shade' of who you used to be. Who you think you were.

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    2. They are flocking all right... Having trouble KEEPING up with all the Goddamn comments.
      Also. Shut Up.

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    3. You just suck at replying, don't blame your failings on the people that enjoy fucking with your head.

      I think that's the worst reply I've ever heard. "Shut up." Yeah, okay, I feel so hurt!~ Not whatso-fucking-ever.


      But, if you're having SUCH trouble keeping up, I can leave you by your lonesome again. You seem so sad on your own..

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    4. You really. Really. Aren't worth well thought out responses. Kindly piss off.

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    5. I'm not worth it? Gosh, that's a terrible excuse for laziness. You've lost your touch!

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    6. A terrible excuse but an excuse nonetheless. Now go play in traffic. I have more important commenters to deal with.

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    7. What is it that you don't like about me, Twilight? The fact that I comment, something that you encourage? The fact that I knew you back when and I'm not afraid to call you a pale imitation of who you once were? Or that I bluntly say that you really need to up your game if you're going to start playing with the "important" people again?

      Keep calling me "unimportant" and ignore me. I don't have a problem in the world pointing out you're the waste of space that no one cares about any more. I'll just go about my way and do my thing somewhere else. Have fun with all your insecurities, zombie boy. ;D

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  4. Haha, Laney doesn't count as "interesting." Ouch.

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    1. She is kind of dead. And was less interesting. I think. Memory is failing me when it comes to her.

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  5. You're gone for six months and expect people to be alive, Commodore Morningstar? Most people don't last that long to begin with, let alone much past that.

    Also, listen to Lissie. Don't try to dye dark hair blonde right off the bat. You'll end up with some unholy shade of green if you get anything at all.

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    1. I know it's just... I expected a bit more than this. I had higher opinions of some of them.
      Right. Bleaching then.

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  6. Sure you don't have any interesting enemies now, but you do have ones that will give you advice on proper hair treatment. I'd say that's a good trade-off.

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    1. Well, can you imagine how pissy he'd be when he couldn't get it blonde again the way he was talking about? While it might be kind of funny to read the reactions, it'd probably cause more issues than not.

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  7. Green hair? I'd do it.

    Anyyyyyway. I think it's funny how you were "reborn" on the 13th. As I read your blog...you know...when you were dead, Jason continued to pop up in my mind. Do you have a closet that leads to another dimension?

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    1. Awesome.

      I'm still confused on one part exactly...where do you stand? Redlight? Him? Or are you just floating around now...

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  8. Meh, I wouldn't recommend Craiglist. There are some real fucking nutjobs on there...well not the kind of nutjobs that you would be looking for.
    I'd recommend slipping out the you need your wife killed or something like that, there's always an assassin looking to jump on that offer. Or break into a juvie hall and snatch up some folks from there. They'd be young, fit and indebted to you.

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    1. I'll take it you didn't see his last team's bios. My vote is for Craiglist.

      See you around
      -Cage

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    2. Meh, you mostly get meth addicts and people with really really weird kinks..or rapists.


      Er...not that I know that from personal experience..I just...It's general knowledge.

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  9. I know you might have to stay with the people you're with now, sempai, but you could always try to convince them to transfer you to New York with me? ^////////////^

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    1. Dearest Nee-chan... I would love NOTHING more than to be transferred to your division, But alas, my occupation keeps me on the move. Were I transferred to the New York branch, I would rarely be there.

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    2. Awwwww, gomen nasai, sempai :(((((((

      Will you at least try to visit sometime?

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    3. Of COURSE. Mr. Funeral may not like it though.

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  10. I remember the stack of paper I had to do to get myself declared a proxy again. That sucked ass.

    I wish you luck on finishing them Dr. Popplelloppaggus.

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  11. No one seems to have the decency to stay dead. Or maybe they just don't bother looking for the bodies?

    Seriously if this carries on much longer, next tall, pale and feckless will be raising up fucking zombies. That's the next logical step.

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    1. They found my body. Going to go put flowers on my grave soon.

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  12. To mirror all the same points above, good hair dye tips, no, the old leaders probably scared the shit out of those that would be leaders, so there's just small factions, as always, wow six months is a long time.
    -Manic

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  13. Actually Konaa "died" too, but he got better I guess. So you can pretend you have something in common.

    Really sorry about the bathroom problem, btw. I can't even imagine how awkward that's gotta be. It's weirding me out just thinking about it.

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    1. No. NO. YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE ME TO FUCKING KONAA. That's it. You. And I. ARE ENEMIES NOW.

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    2. Hahaha! Great. That didn't take much. XD
      But okay, I'll watch my back now.

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  14. I would just wish to let you know Morningstar that I will kindly offer my assistance in regards to financial needs or temporary colleagues until you can remake your own team.

    I've been watching you for a while and let me say, It is good to have you back.

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    1. Have you now. I shall call you Peeping Tom then.
      I probably don't need any money. Surely I have some back pay coming. RIGHT HIGHERS? I know where some of your FAMILIES LIVE. Keep that in mind.

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    2. I would like to think that I have a little more class than a peeping tom, but you know what, I'll accept that name

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  15. Luke. You have been reborn. Though, in a different body...it is still you. Allow me to accompany you in your crusade.

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    1. ... Why? Why do you want to and why should I let you?
      Also. MORNINGSTAR. MY NAME IS MORNINGSTAR. Not making a good case for yourself, calling me THAT.

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    2. My sincerest apologies Morningstar. I did not mean to upset you.

      Why? Ever since I read your blog, I have dreamed of killing beside you. Your style is just so....I don't know. Appealing to me.

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  16. I'm new, huh? I've been commenting around since last February, but it's true I never read most of your first blog. Only found out about you months into it and I'm lazy. But I got in this one on the ground floor, so I'll stick around. And I'll probably still be commenting around after you die again.

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  17. Paperwork.

    At least we have one problem in common.

    If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure others will crawl out of their graves soon enough. If there's one thing that can be said for everyone around here. They are like cockroaches.

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  18. Oh, watch out guys, there's someone talking tough and throwing around insults ON THE INTERNET. Watch out, we got a badass over here!

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    1. Be careful Officer. You never know when one of these kids on the internet have the bite to back up their bark.
      I've killed a few cops in my time. They had similar thoughts about the unassuming grinning kid in handcuffs. It ended up being the last thought they ever had.

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