You know, it feels great to be killing people and not having to file paperwork afterwords. I am not even sure we got the right person. All I know is... This guy sounds JUST like Solid Snake. Scream and everything. Looks nothing like him... But it is dark in here. I will just use my imagination. Right now I am debating whether or not to shoot his eye out. But since this man is NOT Big Boss or Solid Snake, it is unlikely that he would survive it. Such a dilemma. We also have Gleeman with him right now, asking to speak to the Colonel. Every time he says "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!" we hurt him. A Lot. HAHAHAHAHAHA. We even have a Cardboard Box on standby to put his remains in.
On a less happy note, it looks like Pacemaker, Mumbles, Cloak and Blood Harvest were not too happy about leaving the Organization. So they decided to quit Team Morningstar. Leaving it as just Me, Gleeman, Recluse and Tiger... Goddamn we need Jack... I guess we will have to make do. Jack would have loved this, you know. The random murder. The Tortured Screams. Our collective laughter. It is truly a beautiful thing.
Screamer's damned Crows look to be alright. The wounded one is recovering well enough. Recluse has taken a liking to them. Probably going to feed them any particularly juicy remains of Snake. Heheh. No sign of Proxy Killsquads yet, but given that I insulted one of the Highest, I expect them to come around sooner or later. I also half expect Moriarty Troopers to come storming in, now that we have no support. No matter. If anyone does come, we will kill them. Maybe I will... Start mailing body parts to the Highests. Yes. That would be fun.
Huh. Well that was a shorter update than usual. I guess I can get back to torturing...
Oh Dear...
Snake? Snake What Happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
Awwww, I always miss all the fun that you guys have, sempai :(
ReplyDeleteYeah... Sad. Maybe should come join us sometime for a Killing Spree. Although... Now that Good Old Mr. Funeral has become Blind and Impotent, I am not exactly sure where you are or what you are doing. Which is tragic really.
DeleteOh, that? Theta and I are trying to find Messenger-san #2 to kill him for being so naughty~! <3
DeleteWow, you're really mean, you know that? >:(
ReplyDeleteYou sound like that one chick from the movie IT. "Why is it so mean?"
DeleteNot to mention the fact that that was probably the understatement of the century.
I really should not have laughed at that.... but I did.
ReplyDeleteOf course you did. It is all fucking hilarious is it not? That could have been anyone. A cousin of yours, friend of a friend. Relative of a Friend.
DeleteThose people who knew him personally would not find this funny though, I think. But why should that matter to you. I did not even tell you his name. You never saw his face. The Fear in his eyes, the desperation. All he was to you, is the punchline of a Joke. Something to laugh at. Not a Real Person. Not to you. Not to any of you. But he was real to his loved ones. And the mourn him. And you laugh at his death. At their loss.
That is why I love you guys. My Followers. My Readers. You enjoy this as much as I do. Maybe even more so.
Well I certainly didn't laugh...
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Good For You.
DeleteI figure it's okay to laugh. One way or another, he deserved it. Laughing just makes it even better.
DeleteHey hey hey there! How's my favorite crazy motherfucker doin' huh?
ReplyDeleteNice to see you're back or something whatever I don't really pay that much attention you know, been out of the loop for some time now, you understand.
Tell your pet clown I want a rematch. That way I can prove that I would've kicked his ass if Joseph hadn't intervened at the New Year's party.
Stay frosty, bro, maybe we can meet up sometime, whaddaya say, hmm?
RIDLEY OLD BUDDY OLD PAL. How have you been? I have been good. Better. And worse. Semi-Possession by a Malevolent Water Entity with a Hive Mind. Lost Jack in a horrible struggle. Found someone who clearly wants to be my Arch-Enemy. Oh. And Came back from the dead.
DeleteI will pass the message along to Gleeman... I would not expect him to reply though. Grumpier than usual lately.
Huh, not one keep sake from the new/former recruits?
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