On the Road Again

GREAT to be back. Traveling is SO much fun. Seeing new places, meeting new people. They all bleed the same though. So many similarities in their screams and pitiful cries for help. But I never get tired of it. Nope. It is the most exquisite music performed by mankind. Primal Emotion at it's most GLORIOUS. And soon enough, I will be able to share this music with friends once more. Team Morningstar is going to be brought BACK. With Nightscream as my Right Hand Minion... I kind of miss Gleeman now though, honestly. He was a scary bastard. But... I do not know... He has something special. Talent. Heart. He had a lot of Heart. Hell. I miss most of those crazy circus rejects. We really bonded. Got to know each other... I suppose I shall have to redouble my efforts to cause mayhem and BEAUTIFUL PANDEMONIUM. For them. 

But I do need a new team. A full compliment. Word has been sent and auditions shall begin shortly after we recover Nightscream's damnable pigeons. Miserable things never liked me. The feeling is mutual. I wonder what they taste like... ANYWHO. I just got insanely bored with all the waiting around. Hair is blonde again, and I am finally getting used to this new body. I am not as flexible as I used to be, but I think I can make up for it with the new found strength. Whoever this guy was, he must have been some kind of athlete or something. Also I went to this one place, I do not know what the fuck it was but it had this Oreo Pie and it was FANFUCKINGTASTIC and I ate a lot of it and now I feel energized beyond fucking belief and I want to MURDER THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE. Maybe with my bare hands, which would be an interesting experience as I prefer blades or guns or EXPLOSIONS to beating someone to death, although maybe I should like smash their head into something like an anvil or something or... AN OVEN. I WILL SMASH THEIR HEAD INTO AN OVEN AND TURN IT ON. Or a MICROWAVE, YEAH. No. Wait. I did that once. I think. Wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Damn.

Right, so I just thought updating would be nice to remind you that I am in fact not dead and using my second chance at life wisely, serving our glorious God and his servant the great and powerful super special awesome master lord general high commander pope jesus Redlight the Second. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I AM OUT IN THE FIELD BATHING IN THE BLOOD OF THE UNWORTHY, I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU I WILL RIP YOU APART BOIL YOUR EYEBALLS, PUT YOUR TEETH TO THE GRINDSTONE SHRED YOUR TONGUE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

Life is Good. Enjoy it. You do not know how precious it is until you lose it.