Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I WILL FUCKING END YOU

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WHO THE FUCK FUCKING SET THE FIRE I WILL KILL YOU YOU STUPID FUCK I WILL KILL YOU DEAD YOU NEARLY FUCKING RUINED A GODDAMN WEEKS WORTH OF CAREFUL PLANNING AND WORK YOU MORONIC PIECE OF COW FECES. I WILL RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND FEED IT TO YOUR CHILDREN, AND THEN FEED THOSE CHILDREN TO A FUCKING ALLEY CAT AND THEN COOKING THE ALLEY CAT AND SERVE IT TO AN ORPHANAGE YOU FUCKING FUCK. 

I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND TURN YOUR SKULL INTO A GOBLET TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF LITTLE CHILDREN FROM AND MAKE YOUR RIBCAGE INTO A XYLAPHONE... Xyliphone... Xyelaphone... FUCK IT IT DOESN'T MATTER, I WILL TURN YOUR BLOOD INTO FUCKING PAINT FOR MY NEW WAREHOUSE BASE TO SET THE FUCKING MOOD FOR MY GUESTS AND THEN DIRECT THEM TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER WITH RESTRAINTS FASHIONED FROM YOUR GODDAMN TENDONS AND TEST DUMMY ADORNED WITH YOUR SKIN.

I WILL GRIND YOUR TEETH TO DUST AND MAKE RATS DEVOUR YOUR TONGUE, I WILL SHATTER YOUR LEGS WITH A GODDAMN SLEDGE HAMMER FORGED IN THE BLOOD OF PAST VICTIMS. I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. I WILL HANG YOUR REMAINS BY YOUR INTESTINES FROM A FUCKING FLAGPOLE YOU WILL SUFFER GODDAMMIT SO HELP ME GOD YOU WILL SUFFER YOU PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT.

Incidentally, who wants to claim responsibility for this, because I have no idea.

12 comments:

  1. "Xylophone."

    On that note and terrible pun, I'd really hate to be the fucker that shit in your soup.

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    1. I AM GODDAMN BUMPING YOU UP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING TO-DO LIST

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  3. I like how something as simple as "I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE." sprang up in the middle of all of that.

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  4. Anyone who thinks they can sabtouge Father's plan is a fool, I trust the problem will be dealt with effectively. I look forward to reading about it.

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  5. Do you want some help, sempai? I'm always here if you need me ~<3

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  6. It's very subtle but I think I'm sensing just a hint of anger and frustration in the tone of this post hehehe

    On a more serious note, I hope that the issue can be resolved

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  7. Has anyone ever considered sending you guys an anger management therapist? No?

    Just a thought....

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    1. I hear those assholes just exasperate the issue.

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    2. I believe you mean "exacerbate"? Don't try to sound smart if you can't convincingly pull it off.

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    3. No, that would mean I made it worse. I just keep pissing him off.

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